Mojo The Sock Monkey, Curriculum Vitae

“In which Mojo The Sock Monkey loses more jobs than you can shake a banana fork at.”

About This Project


Over the years, Mojo the Sock Monkey has lost quite a few jobs, the details of most having only been preserved in court records and the occasional Action News report. But thanks in part to the cooperation of city officials and two generous parole officers, a compendium of Mojo's most unsuccessful jobs is now available!

To get a copy of Mojo The Sock Monkey, Curriculum Vitae of your very own, visit the purchase page on and place an order! Then, hide quietly in the bushes until it arrives in your mailbox. Seriously, if your mailman sees you, you might scare him off. He's got, like, some real mental issues. I keep telling him to seek help, but he says he can't afford professional therapy on a federal employee salary and blah, blah, blah. A couple of us are planning a sort of intervention for him on thursday if you can make it. I know he'd really appreciate your support. See you then! Unless you're still in the bushes!

About Kevin

Kevin Cornell spends his days in Philadelphia, drawing made-up things. You know… like a “dog driving a bus”, or a “talking can of beets”. If you ever see a talking can of beets, tell Kevin. He's been trying to figure that one out for years.

He has illustrated several books, websites, and comics, and has been doing it for quite a long time now. There's a ton more work on his old site, if you've a hankering to see more. To see his most current sketches, comics and drawings, check out his instagram.

If you have a book you want Kevin to illustrate, please get in touch with his agent, the distinguished Steve Malk. If you wish to contact Kevin because he's behind on his payments and you need to know where to send the next toe… hmmm… send that to his agent, too.